Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...