Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...