There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...