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Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Dog with one eye
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Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
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An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....