A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...