Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Economics textbooks
|Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...