wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...