Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...