Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...