Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.