Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...