Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...