So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....