Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
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The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
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Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
English is a Crazy Language
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