For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!