Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...