Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...