Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...