The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...