The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Strong Britain
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It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!