Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...