Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...