Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...