Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
The Latest E-mail Virus
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...