Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...