Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
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If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...