A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...