Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Products we could do without!
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Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...