Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...