What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
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The Christmas airport
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ABC’s of ex girlfriends
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NY Times Ad
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