The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
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Tasty Lawyer?
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Five fingers
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Crackers?
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How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...