Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...