The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...