Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...