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One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
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Whats the world weakest animal?
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Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
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How to shoot yourself in the foot
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A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
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How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...