Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.