Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...