A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....