What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...