Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...