Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.