Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...