The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...