Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...