It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
More Jesse news… Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...