Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?