Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...