A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...