Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...