Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.